Borat Sagdiyev  (161 views)
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Age

24

Location

Kazakhstan, Mexico

Birthday

November 20
 
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Age

24

Birthday

November 20

Location

Kazakhstan, Mexico

Languages

Spanish, Slovenian, Russian, Polish, Italian, French, English, Dutch
 

About Me

Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!, My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - This is where I lives, please you visit!!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket My country send me to U.S and A to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute. (now available on DVD) nice Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis. Zodiac Sign - the Potato Religion: I follow the Hawk Sexual Orientation: Straight Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her). I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13]] and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son. This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a psycho kid. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno! This is Bilos son Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Shes my sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Nice! Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat. This my friend Azamat, nice! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes. This tower Eiffel Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Interests

My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate ... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires. I dress for exercisings my physique Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Me dancing Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Me swimming Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Food and drink - My favourite foods is toffee. It my ambition one day to eat a delicious hamborger!I am allergy to uncooked falcon. Our capital Almaty now have toilet!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I like drink vodka and traditional Kazakh wine which make from fermented horse urine. I smoke cigarettes made by Kazakh Ministry of Health.

Favorite Music

Music – I am fan of Korki Butchek and popstar Billy Sexcrime. I like children’s song, ‘Throw The Jew Down The Well' - I sing this in US and A for my television. People they like very much.

I like also song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant 'Everybody Dancing Now'
 

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Favorite Books

A clockwork orange - Anthony Burgess

Lord of the rings triology - J.R.R Tolkien

Harry Potter the sixiest - J.K Rowling

Stephen Kings books
 

Favorite Quote

"High five, nice, thas funny....NOT, sexytime"
 

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Language : Sep 2, 2007

When ostensibly using his native language, Borat speaks neither Kazakh nor Russian (the state and official languages of Kazakhstan), contrary to what would be assumed by the audience and the people with whom he interacts onscreen. Instead, he speaks mainly Hebrew intermixed with some phrases that bear a similarity to Polish and other Slavic languages, such as "jagshemash" and "chenquieh" ("how are you", and, "thank you", respectively). He also occasionally greets people with "den dobre" ("good day"), which is similar to the Polish "dzień dobry" and the Russian "dobriy den" ("добрый день" in Cyrillic).also, Croatian [Dobar Dan]

He also lapsed into Hebrew while purporting to sing the Kazakh national anthem at a Savannah Sand Gnats game. He kept on repeating a famous Hebrew folk song: קום בחור עצל וצא לעבודה (kum bachur atzel ve'tze la'avoda - "get up lazy guy and go to work [...]" ) [...] קוקוריקו קוקוריקו התרנגול קרא (kookooriku kookooriku ha'tarnegol kara) ("cock a doodle do the cock has crowed"), and also called Kazakhstan a distant/desolate place (literally "hole" (חור)(hor)).

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Nov 19, 2009 10:04 PM
Pang says:
 
Happy Birth Day


wish you have happy life, na
 
Oct 19, 2009 10:27 AM
 
Are you sure? ure borat?
 
Dec 9, 2008 5:51 PM
 
q pedo borat
 
Dec 8, 2008 11:18 PM
 
thanks you because you accept me in your hi5 page.Kisses for you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jan 16, 2008 12:26 AM
 
UMA VEZ UM SÁBIO ÁRABE DISSE: للأعيان وعدد أعبحت الشعببانية يتم ماعية و تعيينهمللأعياننواب حسب الدستور المعدل عام أصبحت إسبانيا دولة قانون إجتماعية!!! و ديمقراطية تحت نظام ملكي برلماني. الملك منصبه فخري و مقسم الى مجلسين واحد للأعيا وعدد أعضاء يبل عين و واحد للنواب و عدد “ نتائج الانتخابات نائب. نتائج الانتخابات الأخير مباشرة من أصبحت الشعبسنوات، “... بينما كل سنوات، بينما يعين عنتخاباتضو من مجلس الأعيان و ينتخب الباقون الشعب أيضاً. رئيس الوزراء و تعيينهم من قبل البرلمان اعتماداً على نتائج الانتخابات النيابية. أهم الأحزاب الإس أصمقسم الى مجلسين واحد للأعيان , وعدد الشعببانية يتم ماعية و تعيينهمللأعيان LINDO NÉ!?! AH! NÃO TE PREOCUPES... EU TAMBÉM KUASE k CHOREI !!! AINDA MAIS NA PARTE EM QUE DIZ: أصبحت إسبانيا دولة قانون إجتماعية ديمقراطية تحت نظام ملكي برلماني. الملك منصبه فخري و رن و واحدئيس الوزراء هو الحاكم... EMOCIONANTE !!!!
 
Dec 17, 2007 10:46 AM
 
FELICIDADES TIO...BUEN TRABAJO...TE QUEDO BIEN LA PAGINA...ESTE TIPO ES GRACIOSO...
 
Dec 9, 2007 9:40 PM
 
Hi five!!!

You are my hero!

sign a boob of mine please!
 
Sep 22, 2007 11:15 AM
 
Borat, How are you?, thanks a lot for adding me as friend ^^

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